Some of the terms I heard today on the news:

Record low temperatures

10 states shivering in below zero temperatures

38 degrees below zero in Minnesota

Does this sound familiar? I saw this all in a movie called “The Day After Tomorrow” not too long ago. Years of warming trends followed by extreme cold. In fact, it got so cold that people could not survive, even indoors. Well it’s happening now people, except it’s not starting in Europe, it’s starting right here in North America!

Within 24 hours the flash ice age that began today will consume the globe, and if you don’t get inside and deep underground you will probably die. The “fictional” movie couldn’t have been clearer about this consequence. That means you in Hawaii also.

We tried to warn you. Al Gore tried to tell you. He wrote a book, he produced a movie, and still you didn’t listen. Instead you AGAIN voted for Bush/Cheney and their global warming machine. Good job.

Just last week Cheney was in his underground bunker, gleefully punching computer buttons as he guided several tornadoes through central Florida which destroyed homes and killed people. Now he can’t even shoot people in the woods because it’s too cold for “hunting.”

When will you wise up? First they steal an election, then they create massive global warming and ignore all the warnings. They crash planes into the Pentagon and World Trade Center, than blame it on innocent Saddam Hussein, who they then murdered. They create a hurricane to destroy New Orleans and tornadoes in January! And now the ice age is upon us.

You should have fired Bush / Cheney when you had the chance. You should have listened to Al Gore. Algore has developed algorithms that can combat this global warming followed by rapid climate change. Algore could have saved us all as president, but you rejected him. And stop blaming it on the fixed election; you could have turned out in better numbers for Mr. Gore, and rendered that irrelevant.

Now we’re all going to pay the price, because you people didn’t listen to Algore and spread the word. I hope to see you again but not sure I will survive the flash freeze tomorrow. I don’t have a comfortable underground heated bunker to hide in like Dick Cheney does.

Yours in global freezing,

Doug

PS: if you believe any of that absolute feces that I spewed forth after the first 4 lines in this message, then congratulations, you are sheeple. I suggest you tune in to Communist Brainwashing Station (CBS) for some more “information”.