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Running
on Alcohol Just
what is ethanol? It’s a fuel that can be used in most vehicles that are made
today, that does not come from any form of petroleum such as crude oil. It’s
also renewable, meaning there is an unlimited supply of it, unlike petroleum
oil and space shuttles. Where
did ethanol come from? To answer that question, we have to go back several
hundred years to the dawn of this country, when jobs were scarce and many were
poor. In order to pass the time, the poor men desired to drink, but couldn’t
afford to buy beer, since they had no jobs. Enter
George Washington, who later became King George I of The
technology rapidly spread across the world, later being adapted by the
Russians to a more constructive use called the Molotov Cocktail,
which enabled people to get drunk and light other people on fire at the same
time! Late
in the next century, an American invented an automobile that ran on, you
guessed it: gasoline, a derivative of crude oil that had no known use except
for starting massive fires. Late
last century, Al Gore, who is best known for inventing the internet, which
runs on clean fuel such as coal and cow manure, discovered that the gasoline
engine was the single greatest threat to mankind. Oddly, it was discovered
earlier by people that actually have brains, that
the same engine, with slight modifications, can run on ethanol. So he stands
corrected: the ethanol engine is now the greatest threat to mankind. How
come you haven’t heard of this? Well, the media would love to do their job
of reporting important information such as this to you, the consumer, but if
they did, that would distract them of their constant bashing of President Bush
(also known as King George III). It would also undermine their blaming of the
president for increasing gas prices, since we all know that he was also
appointed king of the See,
if ethanol is widely produced in the In So
what are we going to do about this? Simple: we will continue to blame the
president and other elected politicians for oil prices and anything else
that’s wrong with the world. Then we’ll elect the same people again in the
next election, and nothing will ever change. In the meantime, we’ll keep
buying gasoline and giving oil companies record profits every year. Why?
Because this is Doug Cooke is a political analyst and philosopher. |
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