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Article Archives 2009: Massive Upset in Massachusetts- The Scott Heard Around the World Ft. Hood: Taking Responsibility for the Latest Terrorist Attack The Slippery Slope of Moral Relativism H1N1: Virus, Vaccine or Venom? The Public Option in the US Constitution “Gov Blago” found to be an impostor The Real Deal on Thanksgiving (T-give): Preparing for the Feast Older Articles (2008) Voter Violence: The Assault on Annie Grossman The Obama Agenda: will we survive? Obama 95% Tax Cut and Election Numbers Explained Obama Supporters now preaching unity How the Democrat coup happened Stock Market and Dow Jones React to New Socialist Regime Billions and Billions in taxes and spending Elections in a 3rd World Country 12 Good Reasons to vote for BO (Barack Obama ) Barack unveiled: Commies for Obama Washington DC Insiders to provide... change? Fed Govt Spending Money Faster than Speed of Light Voting Grid: Where the candidates stand Mccain: Closet Liberal Democrat Article Archive (2007): US Congress indicted and charged with crimes against American people Global Warming and the New Ice Age Jihad in America: Sudden Jihad Syndrome Older articles: Earth Day update: Ethanol Fuel Politics: Social Insecurity: Fixing the Program S3 Squared: Thriller about tomorrow's America by John P Turner Yet older 2005 archive: Dec.05: American soldiers are terrorists according to John Kerry. Apr.05 - Time to pull out? If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in theater during the last 22 months, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000. The rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that you are 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq. Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C. Apr. 05 - Terri Schiavo - The Truth: This is the definitive article on the Terri truth vs. the media lies. Apr. 05 - Judicial Tyranny - State of the Nation Mar.05 - Puerto Rico base closed after decades of complaints by liberals. Other worldwide bases closed. Even older: 2004 Dec.04 - Liberal school bans Declaration of Independence and other founders' documents for containing the word God (is it any secret what their agenda is?) Nov. 04
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Running
on Alcohol Just
what is ethanol? It’s a fuel that can be used in most vehicles that are made
today, that does not come from any form of petroleum such as crude oil. It’s
also renewable, meaning there is an unlimited supply of it, unlike petroleum
oil and space shuttles. Where
did ethanol come from? To answer that question, we have to go back several
hundred years to the dawn of this country, when jobs were scarce and many were
poor. In order to pass the time, the poor men desired to drink, but couldn’t
afford to buy beer, since they had no jobs. Enter
George Washington, who later became King George I of The
technology rapidly spread across the world, later being adapted by the
Russians to a more constructive use called the Molotov Cocktail,
which enabled people to get drunk and light other people on fire at the same
time! Late
in the next century, an American invented an automobile that ran on, you
guessed it: gasoline, a derivative of crude oil that had no known use except
for starting massive fires. Late
last century, Al Gore, who is best known for inventing the internet, which
runs on clean fuel such as coal and cow manure, discovered that the gasoline
engine was the single greatest threat to mankind. Oddly, it was discovered
earlier by people that actually have brains, that
the same engine, with slight modifications, can run on ethanol. So he stands
corrected: the ethanol engine is now the greatest threat to mankind. How
come you haven’t heard of this? Well, the media would love to do their job
of reporting important information such as this to you, the consumer, but if
they did, that would distract them of their constant bashing of President Bush
(also known as King George III). It would also undermine their blaming of the
president for increasing gas prices, since we all know that he was also
appointed king of the See,
if ethanol is widely produced in the In So
what are we going to do about this? Simple: we will continue to blame the
president and other elected politicians for oil prices and anything else
that’s wrong with the world. Then we’ll elect the same people again in the
next election, and nothing will ever change. In the meantime, we’ll keep
buying gasoline and giving oil companies record profits every year. Why?
Because this is Doug Cooke is a political analyst and philosopher. |
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